The Divine Dildo

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The Divine Dildo

Oh, yes, darling, there IS a SANTA and he had a very special present for you! Something that will fill your stocking and make you jumps for joy. But it’s not a Pony and it’s not a Barbie townhouse. This Santa present is for the BIG girls (and boys), if ya know what I mean. We’re talking dildos.

WHY A DILDO?

Well, we women know it’s great to have a little somethin’ somthin’, even when we aren’t with our darlings. So, a plastic play-date is often a great way to go. Or , this plastic play-toy is a great example when we have a lover that needs a little “getting to know you” exercise. Bottom line: here are many needs for Master Dildo.

WHERE TO START:

To thyne own dildo be true:

Yes, dildos are like people: many shapes, many sizes, many colors… and many usages! Some people enjoy sharing their dildo fun with a partner, vaginally, while others dig exploring their partners’ anal regions. And plenty of sexual creatures enjoy a dildo one on one, both vaginal and anal. It’s a very versatile toy.

So, what are you going to be using this big bad boy for? Is this Va-Jay-Jay only or does your dildo have a passport to Anal Island? Are you one of those people who share their toys or will this be your toy only? Do you like a little bit of bend or are you a fan of solid as a rock? And do you like more modern, smooth lines or a toy that looks like the real deal? All these questions, if answered up front, will make shopping for the big D so much easier. Plus, it will guarantee that you will get the pleasure you’re looking for.

DILDO STYLES :

OK, you’ve narrowed down your search but still want a little more 411 on what’s going to float your boat. So, let’s talk types of toys available and SOME of the uses for each. Of course, you can always figure out more than one way to play with your toy.

CLASSIC DILDOS – These dildos would be voted “most popular” in the their class. Why? Usually because the more traditional dildo is meant to look like the real deal. How close to the real thing has to do with several factors: material, colors and shapes. You may want a dildo that has been created from an actual mold from your favorite adult film star and as close to flesh shade as possible. Then again you can go for a smoother shape with a more outrageous color. You can find your new friend an accomodating 5 inches or super size all the way up to the ambitious 18 inch.

Some favorites:

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DOUBLE SIDED DILDOS:

You want twice the fun? Have a friend and want to share? We’ll double your pleasure with the double trouble dildos. Double dildos can come either with two standard dildos that are joined at the base of the toy OR back to back, like one long toy, with two dildos at either end. Again, it depends on your needs. And again, we have plenty of options: sizes, materials, colors and shapes. There is NO such thing and one size fits all… or even fits two.

Check out a few of our top sellers:

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STRAP-ON DILDOS

Who’s the Boss? YOU ARE! You want to know what it’s like to have the power, baby? Now it’s time to find out. Strap-On’s are dildos with an edge. These babies come with easy to use harnesses, so you can be the boss. How, you ask? Easy. The harness comes with a strategic hole in it and you simply insert the dildo into the hole. BUT the magic of the harness is that it comes with a PLUG, for specifically designed dildos. You insert these babies and a vacuum is created, so that the dildo stays perfectly in place… like you were BORN with it. This bay ain’t going NOWHERE but where you stick it!

Want some suggestions? Try:

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REALISTIC DILDOS:

He’s not around? You like the real deal? But without the hassle of HIM? We’ve got the next best thing. Dildos have become so realistic. HE may even look twice to see which one is HIS! Lots of toy lovers prefer the experience of a realistic love toy, as it can help your fantasy. Every ridge, every nook and cranny can be enjoyed. Plus the material used now will make you wonder if it’s not real skin…

MATERIALS:

If you want the closest to REAL skin, you should try cyberskin. Cyberskin is the latest and greatest material used. It feels the most like human skin. It’s soft and smooth and can be easily cleaned with warm water and soap.

Interested?

Try:

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UR3

This material is very similar to cyberskin but ever easier to clean and care for. And remember, a clean dildo is a happy didlo! The latest tests are showing UR3 modeld to be more durable than the cyberskin, so you can ride this bad boy all night long and then some!

We recommend:

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SILICONE / JELLY / LATEX:

Silicone is the 2nd most lifelike, after cyberskin, and often more affordable. This baby stays warm and is not porous which means it’s less likely to spread bacteria. It’s also the easiest to clean, as you can stick this bad boy in the dishwasher or boil it clean! This toy will last and last so may be a little more than the jelly or latex toys, but will always be worth every penny! Jelly may save you a few bucks and still get the job done. This will give you a bit more stiffness than silicone and should be cleaned with specific sex toy cleaners, as this material is a bit more porous. Latex is very cost friendly and has a more rubbery feel. This toy may not have the lasting ability as the other materials, so if you are not sure if you want a dildo, and you want a first time try, this may be the way to go. Warm soap and water will wash this baby clean as well.

Which one? How about:

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GLASS:

Who would think glass would be a good idea? We did, plus thousands of happy customers. These lovely works of art are not only pretty but hot and safe to use. They won’t chip or crack, don’t worry and can be your favorite, beautiful friend!

Buy some art:

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